How long would they last on Survivor?

[Vidiette]

ummm... 5 hours maybe??? Is what I would guess, if I had to, off the top of my head.

When this question was asked on another board I thought about it for a while and quickly came up with a little something that took a little more thought, that I thought was funny, maybe. So I shared it. stupid, stupid, stupid...

Please, if you don't mind, read it and tell me what you honestly think...

I'm not gonna explain it any more, because if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny....


Re: How long would they last in Survivor?
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Alison = dead 1st, accidentally cooks in pot while trying to spy on opposing tribe

Nakomis = dead 2nd, headhunting locals think her hair has magical powers

Jase = dead 3rd, fatal brain injury from tying hot rocks to head to use in place of flat iron

Diane = dead 4th, dies from hives, apathy and (still) broken heart

Kaysar = dead 5th, falls on a sword (fern) refusing to play for tribal immunity

Marcellas = dead 6th, beaten to death by both tribe members for incessant bitching

Howie = dead 7th, food-poisoning (see: George)

James = dead 8th, from harms sustained fighting lioness for immunity idolly

Danielle = dead 9th, poisoned by spider in her self-made hearts-of-palm moonshine

George = dead 10th, roasted on a spit & eaten by Howie

Erika = dead 11th, starvation + Metamucil OD (her bones used by Will for firewood)

Janelle = dead 12th, beautiful head taken as trophy by evil white big-game hunter

Boogie = dead 13th, stabbed in back, again, by best "cool-kid" friend

Will = dead 14th, killed by Probst who ties him out to sunburn to death because "at the end of the day" he just wants some justice in the world.

Probst hailed as conquering hero and given last ticker-tape parade in history.

[vote4Kaysar]

LMAO, that is about the truth of it. What is going on with the feeds? cant wait til the finale show..........

[Bonnie]

One question. How did Howie eat George if he was already dead? lol

[Vidiette]

it's just a joke....

I wanted to keep the eviction order of what has already happened in the BB7 house...

But I still wanted the "Big Boy" to die from eating too much "chicken"..


I don't think you can die from falling on a swordfern or tying rocks to your head either...


I actually think the first 4 "dead" would probably "survive" the longest.

[Bonnie]

I realized it was a joke. I meant mine as a joke too.

[Vidiette]

Originally Posted by Bonnie

I realized it was a joke. I meant mine as a joke too.

sorry, I'm dumb... I've been sooo attacked over this by people who didn't think it was funny

thanks

[colleen13]

I enjoyed that.